How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

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Why it feels so hard to break up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.