He joins AARP
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
a Tippihedron
Four guys watching a football game.
A bus full of old people
Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea
The front row of a Country concert
An anti-socialist
Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons
Weight for it...
Gamble in British currency.
The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
None of your abyss-ness
Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
The first row of a country concert.
His young'uns
Because Kim Jong-un is supreme reader!
Have a NICE day!
You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"
You're really bustin' Machops!
Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"
It's the final condom... Ta da da da...
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