What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

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Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

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You pokemon!

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What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's?

An anti-socialist

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

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The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people