What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet