How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

What jumps up and down in front of a car ?

Froglights !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?"

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"