How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.