How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.