How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's scared of everything?

Coward!

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why are basketball players so tall?

They're knee grows.

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there