How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What kind of music do cows listen to?

dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."