How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !