What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Mechanic Jokes More Mechanic Jokes

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts