What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

Mechanic Jokes More Mechanic Jokes

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned