What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Mechanic Jokes More Mechanic Jokes

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned