What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

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Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.