Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

What's the shortest book in the world?

Deutscher Humor!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What does batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

Goku Jokes More Goku Jokes

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

a SAIYANtist!

Ampnbsp Jokes More Ampnbsp Jokes

What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac