Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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What do you call a dehydrated French man?

Pee Air

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War