What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

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What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over?

Watch the second half.

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.