What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

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What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman?

The krypton-knight.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids

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Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A: A Chopin Liszt.