What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

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What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over?

Watch the second half.

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What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.