What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A: A Chopin Liszt.

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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A: A Chopin Liszt.