What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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What music service do potatoes like to use?

Spudify.

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

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What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

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What is the Dothraki horde's favourite cheese?

Khaloumi.

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.