What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

How do you get a horse out of jail?

Hay bail.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

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What is the Dothraki horde's favourite cheese?

Khaloumi.

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.