Dothraki Jokes

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri

What is the Dothraki horde's favourite cheese?

Khaloumi.

What do you call a Dothraki mathematician?

A Khal culator.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What's an MLG's smartphone of choice?

An HTC One M8.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey !

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells