Dothraki Jokes

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri

What is the Dothraki horde's favourite cheese?

Khaloumi.

What do you call a Dothraki mathematician?

A Khal culator.

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

D

How about that airline food?

They give you two choices but their always out of one.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

Which one can do it?

It's the thot that counts.