What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

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Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

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What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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Jack

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)