What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

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What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

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What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!