How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

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Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

Why was Freud a bad poker player?

he would always go all Id.