How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

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Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.