Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

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What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?

A Freudian slip

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What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.