Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

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How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

What does your hot mom where under her skirt?

A Freudian slip.

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Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

on a Freudian Slip

What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?

A Freudian slip

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What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt?

ICU

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud