Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

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Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

Why was Freud a bad poker player?

he would always go all Id.

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "