Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

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Why was Freud a bad poker player?

he would always go all Id.

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.