What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

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Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

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I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

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ram a man

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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How did cancer order it's fries?

Metastasized.

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

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Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.