What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts