Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!