Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

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Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

How much does a dead elephant weigh?

A skele**ton**.

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Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!