Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

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How much does a dead elephant weigh?

A skele**ton**.

How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.