Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

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Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed