Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

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Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

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Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood