Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

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What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK