Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

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How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

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What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.