Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

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What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

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Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...