Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body