Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

How much does a dead elephant weigh?

A skele**ton**.

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What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.