What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

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What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

What's the best way?

I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

A: Because it nose.

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.