What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

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Remains to be seen.

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What'd she want?

Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts

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If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

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Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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