What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.

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What Do You See When Pillsbury Doughboy Bends Over?

Donuts

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.