What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

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How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

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What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

What noise does Doppler's cat make?

Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.