What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

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What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A: A banana in an elevator.

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How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

How did hipster kid hurt himself?

He touched the stove before it was cool...

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Why was the tree soooo happy?

Because he didn't arbor any feelings!