How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances?

Quackbooks!

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You use a boa restrictor

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances