How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

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Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

Why does it have to be a white Christmas?

BlackChristmasMatters