Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

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What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!"

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Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!