Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

What's a pilots least favorite holiday?

May Day!

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!