Because they got Chewbacca
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She doesn't Swallowbacca.
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A wookiee talkie.
He's just a wookie!
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And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.
WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!
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He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.
Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!
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A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
He made a few Wookiee errors.
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Michael Schumacher.
Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.
Hella copters
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
Yesterday
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
She was looking for Alderaan men.
By saying Alderaan things.
Drop him a line.
To get away from the PETA convention.
To get to the other Sayid.
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
He heard there was chicken on the other side!