Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

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What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.