Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call a shed full of black people?

Antique farm equipment

Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags?

So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.