How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

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Shock Jokes More Shock Jokes

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of lesbians from Pittsburgh?

Lesbiyinz.

What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand?

Bean dip

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!