Because we turn them on. / /
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
This clique bait will shock you!
Chickpeas
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Their ankles!
She's only attracted to colored guys.
Because opposites attract.
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
The NSFW tag, you freak
Because opposite poles attract
Because they were Ionic.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!
A. Opposites attract.
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
Because of his hex appeal.
The Son is attracted to black
They were impressive!
Paul stop monkeying around!
They were still monkeys
Kappatalism!
They're both annoying and want your money.
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
A pair of slippers.
No one knows, it's never been done before
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
Haram bae
They're both haram bae.
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
Hot wheels.
A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
Just ice.
