How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin?

Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

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What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

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How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.