How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

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What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

What do you call one black on the moon?

Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon Problem solved.

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How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture