How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

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What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

Why Three?

Husband: It's for you and your parents.

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How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight