Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.