How do you sink a polish ship?

you put it in the water

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Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

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What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.