Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.