Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

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What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

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What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?