How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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For the watch!

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You've got a lot of potential, son."

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?