How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

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Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

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Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?