What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Economy Jokes More Economy Jokes

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.