What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

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Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

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Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?