What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell