One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.
You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
Cause they run faster than white.
DIP
Lindt choclate.
Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets
on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.