Amd Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

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Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

North Koreans Jokes More North Koreans Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

Hot Pocket Jokes More Hot Pocket Jokes

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Crossfire Jokes More Crossfire Jokes

What's a KKK member's favorite car?

A crossfire.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

N Vidia Jokes More N Vidia Jokes

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette