Amd Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

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Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

South Korea Jokes More South Korea Jokes

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

Why does James Brown like South Korea?

Because its got Seoul.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

How do you get people to pirate an album?

Release it on TIDAL

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Bind Jokes More Bind Jokes

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .