2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)
An Oreo
2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know
1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.
One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.
A change of pace.