What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

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Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

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Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.