Joe Jokes

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"

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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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Danke memes

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

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Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

Biden Jokes More Biden Jokes

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Participate Jokes More Participate Jokes

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

Commando Jokes More Commando Jokes

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

What do Mexicans call a commando?

A Juan man army...

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!